LOL

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called  "Holes?"

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.

So what is the speed of dark?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Since light travels faster that sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

Daqui